identitypollution:

100 mother fuckers can’t tell him nothin’. 

Mini zip-bag pre-orders here.

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The Emotional Roller Coaster That is Watching Television.

  • 1 minute before the episode starts: I'M SO PUMPED THIS SHOW IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!!
  • As the episode starts: I hate everything about this show.
  • 20 minutes: what?
  • 30 minutes: ........ what?
  • 40 minutes: WHAT?
  • 50 minutes: I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS DAMN SHOW I'M SO DONE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I STARTED WATCHING BECAUSE IT'S STRESSFUL, GIVES ME ANXIETY, AND IS NOT A FUN TIME. SEND HELP.
  • As the episode ends: Will someone please tell me why I torture myself like this?
  • The promo for the next episode: DUUUUUUUDE. BRING ME THE NEXT EPISODE.
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Want to come to dinner?

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pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

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Peeta Mellark + being unable to say no to women

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legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

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